UNCLE CHRIS

• past me: i'll just do this later
• present me: fuck you

sits down to write

looks at blank word doc

why aren’t words appearing

when someone changes fandoms so completely you no longer have any interests in common

• historians of the future: so as you can see from these archaic blog posts and expository essays
• historians of the future: about 90% of the male population in the 21st century was "obviously gay"
• historians of the future: it is still unclear how procreation worked during this period

can we just talk about this

"I thought I’d make a character none of our readers could like, and shove him down their throats until they did." — Stan Lee, about Tony Stark

it’s not a true otp until you’ve sobbed about it while listening to mumford & sons

marvel forgot the “O” in “OTP”

jesus, tom

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I'm Chris. I'm an honor graduate by day, and an evil porn-reading linguist by night. And as a raunchy gay man, I will assault your dash.

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