June 2012
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some nerdy magicians marry alien shapeshifters
get over it
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remember when people used to get all sassy and say “uh ex-SQUEEZE you”
stream of consciousness blogging is the best blogging
i would make a graph showing how an increase in phone dependency results in an increased percentage of text posts but that would require imaging capabilities
thank god my phone gets 3G or this would be like the pilgrims
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seriously though when the internet does go down my sister and i bond because she comes to my room and is just like so what do we do now
when my internet goes down momentarily i feel like giving up on life
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hercoralcloset:
Call Me Maybe - Paradise Fears
so this is me, right?
well i was wondering what would happen if i morphed my parents together on that website
like
shouldn’t it look a little like me?
well let’s see
oh my fucking gOD WHAT SATANIC BEAST IS THAT
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everything is happening so fast
and yet
nothing is happening
we are a nothing world with nothing degrees working nothing jobs creating nothing while going nowhere achieving nothing in an infinite universe of nothing
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savvylikeyeahhh:
[DAD walks into DAUGHTER’s room at 10:07]
DAD: “You should probably get to bed soon.”
[DAUGHTER looks up from computer, silent for a few seconds]
DAUGHTER: (laughs)
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fuckingniara asked: my mom just walked by the computer while i was looking at your gpoys, she thinks you're cute.
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Anonymous asked: I feel like if you took off your glasses and cut your hair shorter you could cosplay a super great moriarty
???
???
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do you ever try to say ‘irish wristwatch’ and just get really angry
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so it’s been a long time since we’ve had a tumblr-wide star trek reboot watch-party and i want this to happen again okay?
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spicegirlsofficial:
when album booklets dont have the lyrics in it
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mom: the printer isn't working, what do i do?
me: tell the printing industry to make printers that actually work correctly
mom:
mom:
mom: that isn't a helpful comment
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thesearemydetectivesocks:
tbqh I don’t even know which one is derek and which one is stiles like they are this combined glob of gay shipping in my mind like there is a gay wolfman monster that has multiple personality disorder and one personality is sweet and endearing and the other is intimidating and gruff and the name of this abomination is dum dum dum DEREKSTILES
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Anonymous asked: Tom hiddleston or Loki ?
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Anonymous asked: I've gone through about 100 of your pages on your blog *LOVE*
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Anonymous asked: Please make a video of you impersonating Chirs Evans' Boston accent
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so for like nine hours i’ve had this tab open and periodically i just look at it
I WANT YOU IN MY LIFE
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sorry but it seems whenever i talk to my grandpa it results in a bunch of text posts oops
my grandpa apparently bought a collection of knives in arizona and he brought them back on his plane as a caRRY-ON AND LITERALLY NO ONE STOPPED HIM WHAT THE FUCK
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doyoureallyevenhaveaclue:
cyberbullier:
let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly
rAnDoM bUlLyInG
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my grandpa literally thinks every single cat on earth is a female and every time he talks about our cat we have to remind him that the cat’s a boy and he gets so confused every time
grandpa: snore
grandpa: snore
grandpa: snore
dad: hey, wake up, the movie's over
grandpa: I'M ALRIGHT HOW'RE YOU
me: what
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Avengers signatures masterpost
the-star-spangled-avenger:
Chris Evans
Chris Hemsworth
Jeremy Renner
Mark Ruffalo
Robert Downey Jr.
Scarlett Johansson
Tom Hiddleston
(I was bored so I decided to post this)
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coulson fanboying over cap is literally my...
and then
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wugs:
wugs:
SO MOM JUST STARTED YELLING FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO COME TO THE BASEMENT
SOMETHING ABOUT A TORNADO
WHAT
she was exaggerating mostly because she wanted the family to come downstairs to watch a movie with her omg
the movie is super 8 so i guess i’m kinda over it but still jfc mom not cool
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wugs:
SO MOM JUST STARTED YELLING FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO COME TO THE BASEMENT
SOMETHING ABOUT A TORNADO
WHAT
she was exaggerating mostly because she wanted the family to come downstairs to watch a movie with her omg
SO MOM JUST STARTED YELLING FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO COME TO THE BASEMENT
SOMETHING ABOUT A TORNADO
WHAT
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OHO JMY GOD TRNENDING NUMBER ONE WROLDWIDE???
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dash: aveng--
atl fanbase: NOPE
atl fanbase: LONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVE
atl fanbase: LONG LIVE ALL TIME LOW
atl fanbase: LONG LIVE MY BABIES
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awakeningwithsirens:
THIS MADE ME 7458U104968014 TIMES MORE EXCITED FOR WARPED